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This is the bio of a european redneck.
True story: I was born in the back room of a night club
in San Antonio Texas, and if y'all know me personally
that may explain a few things. I was adopted when I was two weeks old, (awwwww)
by a wicked cool Serbian writer who won an OSCAR for his screenplay, and Becky,
his wife. Daddy was always telling me crazy stories, about his childhood, and
about why the world is as screwed up as it is.(Can anyone say George Bush Sr.?)
We had some good times.
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my Gurrls!!! We're chillin' in France, I totally want to move there now.
Until I was five, we lived in Colorado all year long. Oh how I do miss the insanely cold winters, and the picturesque moments of shoveling a pile of snow ten feet taller than myself. I miss my mum screaming at daddy cause he purposefully flushed the toilet whilst she was showering. They loved eachother so. Finally Daddy's work brought him to New York, oh joy. I still go back to Colorado in the summer, but I don't really feel like the city is my home.
Daddy died when I was seven. We were in Nova Scotia celebrating
his new contract. The last night he had a heart attack. Yet dry your tears...I'm
okey, I 've still got my mum :) but DAMN we fight alot!!! I guess it was hard
on her raising me alone. Ahh memories. We have fun though, we order movies together,
and when I'm watching, she'll leave in the middle. Then when I think something
is funny, I turn around to tell mum... She has magically dissapeared! When I
was eight I thought that she had special powers. I know that that is kind of
old, but it's just because I'm special. (This is something that she tells me
many times a week.)
This is my first year of High School, wow watch my mum have a nervous spazz!!! I could have moved back home to Colorado permanently, but I decided against when I heard that if I did, I would be going to Conifer High. Ew, okey, just ew... But I really want to go to Colorado University. It is fabulous!!! And I think I want to be a scientist, however, do they allow people with the mental capacity of a toothpic to become scientist? WOW, only joking, I am pretty smart. I have all A's except for MATH. Argh! Math is disgusting. I only act mildley retarted.
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Sophmore year:
CLare Kicks Ass! New crew: Clare, Douggie-Ray, Katie, Tim, Ally, Matt, Andy-rew, Franny, Dimi, Andrea, Diana, Melanie, Char, Emmy, Lily, Benny, Johi, Rae.
V.K. has decided that it would be a good idea to date Kaen... She irritates me so much.
I want Boston U now not C.U. After the mad gorilla experiance, there is no way I'm not going to be a zoologist... I've got to go to Rwanda.
New names: Rabbit, Baby Duck.
Sredan Rodjendan, koliko je santi, cakosji, tetka Nadja? Ljubimte!!
The end of the world is not so far away!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/end
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